"Efficiency is through the roof!"

i think the gallery widget is very neglected

enjoy

BUHAHH ISIS THERE COMING FOR YOU!

shhh

you'll wake the civilians

just keep taking money from them for the budget

Panzerjäger Tiger (P) wrote:shhh

you'll wake the civilians

just keep taking money from them for the budget

http://www.npr.org/2011/08/23/139852035/shrimp-on-a-treadmill-the-politics-of-silly-studies

shhh

civilians are just as silly and potentially worse

ah yes

who needs science anyway, it's 122% useless

only eurofags research stuff and that's why their countries are crap

Panzerjäger Tiger (P) wrote:only eurofags research stuff and that's why their countries are crap

the Frenchies drink wine, eat bread, and build nuclear reactors
220% living on the edge right there

more poor than somalia

somalia is at least rich in freedom

Panzerjäger Tiger (P) wrote:more poor than somalia

somalia is at least rich in freedom

you're poverty, sir

yes, I am the spectre of poverty

fear me as I cause -10 happiness in all your cities

boo

you monster

my peasants were happy until they ran out of silver

you will pay!

never

you shall never defeat my Undying Bandit Army of the Lynx +16

i see

i take your Undying Bandit Army of the Lynx +16 and raise you my Holy Paladins of the Mal +21

.-.

ah, but I have an ace up my sleeve

for I will use the card Aggressive Warcry of Unrelenting Force +8 to horrendously cripple your Holy Paladins of the Mal +21


and then I can deploy my Conquering Bandit Cavalry of Seafaring +3 and my Veteran Marauder Army of Bloodied Steel +12


you and your militia of Peasant Levies will never defeat me

aha!

i will use my battered Holy Paladins of the Mal +6, my Peasant Levies +4 and a Gang of Mercenaries +13 to blunt your merciless onslaught!

egads! I don't have any reinforcements

I can't afford to lose my best armies on this, it will cost me much

+620 Silver
+15 Gold
+40 Experience
+1 Veteran Town Militia of the Line +2
+1 Heroic Warcry of Endurance +47

yiss

to the spoils go the victor

now to burn my town to the ground and get a bigger kingdom

are you sure you have that the right way around, mister

indeed

we should make a card-game-esque RP out of this

i better be able to pillage my own town in that game

pillage anything

including your own town

and probably pillage ass, if you're into that

goddamn furfags

pillage it all

pillage all dat ass

classic technique of medieval conquerors

pillage the village

then pillage dat peasantwoman ass


how is this even going to be played anyway

pillaging

pillaging

a little crusading

then a lot more pillaging